Ok I wanna laugh at men

Well not to sexist anyway.

Whats one of the stupidest thing your partner or brother etc has ever done. 

Stories involving partners and births would be gratefully appreicated as I could do with a laugh. 

I'll go first.

When having Isabelle I got induced and had been in labour off and on for a good number of hours, Rob was getting over a cold so we were both shattered. He had been great not moaning about him feeling unwell and did his best to look after me. However. . . . . . . 

.......................during the course of the night he did 2 things that really made me laugh despite the pain I was in. 1st he put the telly on for me and went out the room. now on the telly the volume button was not working so it was quite loud. He had been gone about 20 minutes getting some fresh air when the programme finished and another start and being late on a weekendthe next programme was thats right you guessed it...PORN. I was screaming for the midwife and pressing the button. You could her the girls yelping away like she was in labour all the way down the corridor and the midwife bounced in asking what on earth I was doing. I was dying to say something really rude but said I was stuck on the bed and could not change the channel.

2nd this is a few hours later. Having been told of by the midwife for making his poor wife watch porn during labour and not being well he was feeling pretty bad by this stage. He said he was going to get a quick was in the bathroom connected to my room that I had to share with the girl in the next room. Next thing he was screaming and I do mean screaming. Dived out of the bathroom with pants round his ankles screaming "its gonna fall off" I was already wetting myself laughing and when he calmed down he explained that my bodywash smelt 2 girlie so he used the Alcohol gel on his Ah-em. Needless to say it hurt and he has never done it again. 

hehehehe

My dad fell asleep on my mums bed when she went down for a c-section with my sister. they didnt let you in the room in those days. And he missed my brother being born coz he popped out to find out the score. Needless to say he did not go home unscaved

hehe Lol at the alchohol gel on his bits!!!thats a good one that !!!

Paul came to visit me in hosp atfer having Isabelle  with a few friends of ours. He had been at home on his lonesome for a few days and he said to me- "Jen,these jeans feel funny" I nearly died laughing when I realised he had my maternity jeans with the stretchy side panels on!!!!!  Anyone who has had a section will know how much it hurts when you laugh too!!!

Our friends have never let him forget it and every time they see him they ask him what jenas he's wearing lol!!!

Men are hopeless when we are not around!!!

You lot have really made me laugh, do men not think!

The only think Tony did when i was in labour and on the bed having really bad back pain was WHAT DIDN'T YOU EXPECT IT TO HURT! Needless to say i was not impressed!

i dont have a labour story but instead a cocky man moment,

I have a slight issue with NO one i mean NO ONE using my pillow, not even jack! and andrew pinched it one night on the couch and fell asleep, i wander in and pinch it trying to be all clever he grabbed jacks teletubbie and banged his head down on it, (its the teletummy teletubbie very hard stomach on them) got up the next day with a huge bruise on his cheek had me cracking up!

lol,

when my mum was in labour with my sister 3yrs ago i fell asleep, she was so angry she kicked me, and told me if i missed it, i could bloody well move out! so affectionate to her 1st born she is! (little did she know a year later id be off)

The only thing i can think of in labour is that I was in a room on my own for the first bit of labour and remember seeing thomas the tank painted on the walls outside. After some gas and air though Ian mangaed to convince me i was seeing things and that there was no painiting there. I spend most of my labour arguing with him that it must be there because I had seen it when i entered the room, and i wasnt high on gas then. He still to this day says that there was no painting there, and he made me laugh most the way through my labour, every time i looked at him i cracked up for no reason.

The other stupid man thing that i can think of is one night when we were in bed, I was talking about the parent and toddler group we were going to the next day. I said it was in the church and was run by an old lady, he asked me does she mind if Hollie goes then? I got confused and thought he had said it because the other children were all older than her, i said no she always talks to Hollie. Then he asks me "so are there any other children there then?" I cracked up and managed to tell him of course there was it is a toddler group, when i asked him what he thought i was going to every week, he got all defensive and said he didnt know.

lol, thanks everyone men are such dopes.

really gave me a chuckle.

When I was having Ayesha, I had a really good labour but when I was on the gas and air rob decided to sing really high pitch and dance to a who song in his head. It was so funny only thing was it was at the start of a contraction so I couldnt take in the gas and air. I chin'ed him after I was recovered but told him not to do it again. Everytime one started he'd start laughing. He was so nearly ending up in a&e that night, lol 

LoL to the poor men out there but mines just the same.

When in labour with riley i was offered lunch,looking through the menu i decided on jacket spud with tuna mayo and he went nuts saying i should have had the scampi and chips.

He then lernt from my mum how to read the moniter for cotractions,he decided to tell me when every one was coming,LIKE I DIDNT KNOW.lol stopped me having the gas & air at times but it did help take my mind of it laughing.

I really wanted to have so lee evans dvds to have watched as i think it would have been much nicer to watch someting other than 4 walls.lol

I watched a bit of lee evans on youtube. Look up : Lee Evans Woman

Its really funny

Also Lee Evans Romance