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13/02/2013 at 13:24
Men just let rip whenever the need takes them, don't they? I'd never dream of farting in the supermarket, I'd do my best to hold it in. My H is terrible for letting a proper stinker out then leaving me in the wake of it. Dirty fecker! He then has the cheek to have a go at me when I silently let one out in the comfort of my own home
Men just don't care. I've seen two guys in my office today walk past me on reception with a newspaper tucked under their arms and head to the loo before coming back out half hour later. A woman would only be in the loo for half hour if she's putting her makeup on
Now, don't be posting telling me you don't fart. Everyone does it. Everyone.
13/02/2013 at 13:28
No, I don't fart in public. My Mum does. She finds an empty aisle in a shop, and lets rip.
Generally no but since being pregnant I have so much more wind I can't always save it for later. This is where I comes in. If I have to break wind and other people are around I pick her up and sniff her bum!!! Poor child.
What if one just slips out in public lol? I don't intend to do them, but sometimes they just happen!
I fart, if I had to in public I'd probably run from the scene. Actually pushing a pram I probably have cover in them thinking it would be the baby. I openly fart at home though, il retreat back to my smelly corner now!
A guy openly heading off to the toilet with a paper on the office is so funny, imagine the looks if you did the same!
13/02/2013 at 13:31
I don't fart!!! Well very very very rarely and when I do they aren't loud. I don't poo in public toilets either lol
13/02/2013 at 13:32
When pregnant with U I got horrendous painful wind and I would fart when I was on my own and then got to the stage of letting them go in public if I could hope they were silent. On the odd occasion they were noisy, I just acted like it wasn't me so people assumed it wasn't.
I have told this story dozens of times but will repeat it again. If there was a child at work annoying me I would leave a nasty silent fart next to them and the kids would assume it was them and get cross with them.
However since having U I tend to build up a huge load of wind overnight and then let out a massive five minute fart when I wake up much to U amusement who says you pumped Mummy... yes I did. And now that she is old enough she then does a purposeful pump to join in
VE that is well funny!
Fi, they do just slip out sometimes, I often do them at my desk if I'm alone. I just pray it's not a noisy one.
QS - your thinking is the same as VE, love it!
13/02/2013 at 13:35
I dare you, ask to borrow his paper and spend 10mins at least in the loo's, go on!!
I have IBS. I fart regularly! Though they are silent but deadly. I actually keep a tin of air freshener in my work drawer.
I have been drinking 2 cups of M&S detox tea every day & they are really helping with making me more 'regular' so Im not as bunged up & windy.Its drives my OH mad but Im just like 'I dont WANT to be smelly!'.
Work offered to club together to get me these when I was having a really bad time:
I can rarely hold my farts in so have to let them go in public. Have got them down to a fine art now though of gently squeezing them out so they are quiet ha ha. It can be embarassing if they stink but I just move quickly from the scene or blame it one of the kids!
13/02/2013 at 13:45
Nina what if you need a turd & you're out and about? Do you poo at work?
13/02/2013 at 14:10
I'll happily parp away as I walk along the street, just blows away with the wind doesn't it.
I don't do it in confined public spaces, I think it's gross. Someone fluffed when I was looking at the newly replenished Sale section in Asda the other day. I muttered "some people are vile" under my breath and this little old lady next to me blushed and walked off. You can't go cracking them out like that and not expect to be pulled up on it!
13/02/2013 at 14:23
Nope and my H doesn't either, in fact only heard each other accidentally in the house a few times in the 9 years we have been together.
13/02/2013 at 14:28
I try not to but if I need to then I will.
My H is like yours Belle, will let rip in Asda and walk away quickly and think its hilarious when I get a whiff!
13/02/2013 at 14:44
I do if i absolutely need to. When i was pregnant i was worse, i also burped lots too.
13/02/2013 at 19:01
No way, I just couldn't do it! My H does all the time though, well maybe a bit less since he's been dieting, and it's awful.
13/02/2013 at 19:59
I fart when it is required.
13/02/2013 at 20:25
I try not too but can't help myself , I am so windy sometimes as I eat tons of veg! At work (i'm a nanny) I might let one out and then my boss walks in and smells it and says "has he pooed?" and I say "no but I think he's going to, he's so windy" to get out of it.
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