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11/03/2013 at 16:49
Just about to try 'zero noodles'
first impression is that they are going to be bad because the reek of fish, instructions say to rinse thoroughly with warm water
eeek! Here goes! Wish me luck!
Will report back master chef style later
11/03/2013 at 16:52
I've had them a few times now, they're ok although pretty tasteless - the texture is slightly weird.
Where did you buy yours from?
11/03/2013 at 16:56
Holland and Barrett at £1.99 a pack I'm hoping they taste exquisite but somehow doubt it!
I've never even heard of them. What are they?
11/03/2013 at 17:03
11/03/2013 at 17:05
Master chef voice
The packaging makes me think of futuristic vacuum packed food for astronauts
11/03/2013 at 17:11
Our contestant cp knows that to get our tastebuds ready, she has to wash them thoroughly to get rid of the stinky fishyness, fishy noodles will not impress our judges
11/03/2013 at 17:17
Ok on the menu tonight
Noodles, spring onion, garlic, chilli and oyster sauce with some mackerel (I figured that if its going to taste of fish I May as well add fish iyswim)
Cooking time is over stand by your benches
11/03/2013 at 17:19
Presentation wise it looks like a big gloopy mess, not sure how much of that is down to the chef though, I'm blaming the product iv put it in a bowl so it doesn't look as bad as a big dollop on a plate
11/03/2013 at 17:24
Haha! Loving this...and judge's verdicts? X
11/03/2013 at 17:27
Its ok. I wouldn't rush out to get them again. Noodles don't actually taste of fish. The noodles taste very strange, its what I'd imagine worms to taste like (or veins/tendons )
Isaac had a try too, he ate them but wasnt overly fussed
11/03/2013 at 17:30
Its a no from me, all packaging and no substance and its like eating tough tendons,
Lucas? 'Mmmmmm, they are nice' (Lucas rarely eats though so these will be right up his street)
11/03/2013 at 18:41
This has made me smile. Won't be rushing out to buy them though!
11/03/2013 at 20:06
Great review, love the photos. Thanks!
11/03/2013 at 23:20
er........ think I might stick with the ordinary noodles, they don't sound that great!
12/03/2013 at 04:16
I've never heard of them, what's the difference between these and normal noodles?
12/03/2013 at 06:54
Great review so are they zero calories then? They look like a lot of gluten free stuff did back before lots was on sale. If Isaac isn't fussed they were not great!!
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