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14/12/2012 at 19:44
My breasts are so swollen and tender the way they get when I'm upduffed. I haven't had sex in over 7 maybe 8 months. I know hamsters can retain semen to allow themselves to become pregnant at a suitable time... maybe I'm part hamster?
14/12/2012 at 19:55
Is it 5 days??? Possibly?? I get sore boobs when af is coming, could it be that??
14/12/2012 at 19:56
Sorry but I had to at this you nutter.
14/12/2012 at 20:02
You see CP I don't menustrate because I have the implant although I am above 11 stone and have had it for nearly two years. I am leaking as well again which isn't pleasant.
Hmmm I have put weight on maybe I'm 8/9 months pregnant? How cool would that be? It would be my only pregnancy where I have not been hideously ill with HG and joint problems though...
14/12/2012 at 20:18
Can you remember the thread about the great dane story?
14/12/2012 at 20:20
I don't have a dog and honestly I don't know that I would have the patience to teach the dog...
14/12/2012 at 20:27
That gave me a chuckle.
14/12/2012 at 20:30
Gillsy - I aim to please
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