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31/01/2014 at 20:50
Not jokes about kids. Jokes for kids. Lou is well into his at the moment but all he knows is "what do you get if you eat tinsel?......tinselitis"
31/01/2014 at 20:52
Elliott likes "what is red, flies through the sky and wobbles? A Jellicopter! " then falls about laughing.
31/01/2014 at 21:30
I was about to come in and offer my best 'what wobbles and flies' but have been beaten to it!
31/01/2014 at 21:51
What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A wooly jumper
What do you get of you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frost bite.
Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? D'ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
31/01/2014 at 22:09
Further to AK's 1st one
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and 1eye -a winky wonky!
Why did banana (or orange!!) go to the drs? Because it wasn't peeling very well
01/02/2014 at 12:33
E's favourite used to be why did Tigger have his head down the toilet? Cos he was looking for Pooh.
J likes the Jellicopter one.
What do cows like to do on a Saturday night? Go to the Moooovies.
02/02/2014 at 19:06
G's favourite is "why aren't cars good at football? Because they've only got one boot" :-)
03/02/2014 at 11:22
My SD's fave joke when she was younger 'why are pirates, pirates?' 'Because they AAARRGGGHHHH'
but she used to say 'why do Pirates say ARRGHHH' 'Because they're pirates'
Sort of killed it.
03/02/2014 at 11:29
Luke loves gigglebiz. he laughs at all the jokes even when he doesn't get them!
03/02/2014 at 14:31
What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra
This will make me chuckle for a good half hour now
03/02/2014 at 16:10
what do you call a cows facial hair....a mooooostache. kills me EVERY time
03/02/2014 at 16:36
why do giraffes have long necks
because their feet smell
03/02/2014 at 17:42
The only joke I know:
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
04/02/2014 at 09:52
My daughter's best joke at the moment is this one:
"Will you remember me tomorrow?" " Yes"
"Will you remember me next week?" " Yes"
"Will you remember me next month?" " Yes"
"Will you remember me next year?" "Yes"
"Knock Knock." "Who's there?"
"See you've forgotten me already!"
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