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11/04/2014 at 12:39
I thought with pregnancy being quite an emotive and often worrying time, we could do with a little bit of homour so I thought i'd start a fun thread for us all to add to... The things below have happened to me!
11/04/2014 at 12:46
You get so big your boyfriend doesn't know whether to make love to you or harpoon you.
you cry at spongebob Squarepants. (Yes I did lol)
11/04/2014 at 15:37
11/04/2014 at 15:44
11/04/2014 at 15:54
LH - I actually found myself sobbing my little heart out on my drive home from work to the song "As" by George Michael and Mary J Blige?!LOL!
I knew this thread would make us giggle - I have been doing some massive elephant trumpet like farts... Haleigh - Thank god I dont have the toilet trump problem - our bathroom is ensuite with a glass door lol!
Samantha, I now blame anything that is out of the ordinary on the bump! That includes excess and/or smelly wind, taking up 2/3rds of the bed "Well there's 2 of me now" is my usual reply and the excessive amount of chocolate I seem to be consuming!
11/04/2014 at 21:30
I actually pood myself twice with my first LOL once in the bath about 3 weeks before I had her n when I was in labour ha ha. Both times I had no idea if done it ha ha. X
13/04/2014 at 18:31
when you are being sick and wet yourself!!
i belch so loud my man calls me barney gumbal
lol as for trimmimg lady bits pah!! not a chance!!!!!!!
13/04/2014 at 18:56
13/04/2014 at 20:27
You are walking through town n suddenly stop ... exclaim loudly n clutch your ever expanding bump !! getting some very concerned looks .. baba has been doing some very weird twists the last few days , at the top , must be it's bony bum doing what feels like the twist !! n like you louisa I also did it twice in labour with lo , dh has never let me forget it saying " oh no .... I did it again didn't I " ... no one else knows what he's referring to but we do x x
14/04/2014 at 06:20
oh and when your man laghs as he watches you put socks on!! iy seems someone moved my feet further away from my hands!!
14/04/2014 at 14:41
Ive only just found out I am pregnant (4 + 2) but this made me giggle about things to come. Thanks ladies. x
14/04/2014 at 15:38
It's great to realise you aren't on your own....
I was sick the other week and was horrified when I wet myself.... Oh and I also laughed at something and wee'd a bit too
14/04/2014 at 16:07
14/04/2014 at 16:09
hahah this made me laugh (and cry) so much!
I literally cry at everything these days!
Gas is also a major issue it seems lol- i was helping my son put his shoes on/do his coat up the other day before taking him to school by the front door, so i bent down and let one out! it was so loud and seemed to last forever- i swear my neighbours could have heard it!
I also seem to have this thing (which OH finds hilarious) where i cough/sneeze/laugh and wee myself a little bit and cant help but say "awww" in a really pathetic feeling sorry for myself tone which alerts everyone to the fact that i wet myself lol! i dont know how to stop it haha
got to love being pregnant lol
14/04/2014 at 16:50
Oh Im glad my idea for a funny thread is being liked by people. I must say, I did feel like a human windfarm and regularly had to go to the loo to let one go - spraying air freshener and leaving the light on thus leaving the extractor fan on!
15/04/2014 at 14:00
I remember using hair remover with the aid of a few angled mirrors to tidy up my downstairs. What I thought would be a 15 minute jobbie turned into an urgent phone call to my friend to assist. Needless to say after having the remover on for more than 10 mins it looked rather naked down there
15/04/2014 at 14:54
15/04/2014 at 18:17
This is really making me laugh. I promise to share my 'traits' when I am further along. Lol. Keep them coming ladies (the stories, not farts haha) x
15/04/2014 at 19:39
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