.... I might be ready to have this baby now

hospital bag and baby bag packed (only need to put purse and chargers in hospital bag), he has clothes, a car seat, a pram, a name, I have a gym ball which I have spent as many hours as possible on, raspberry leaf capsules, a tens machine.

there are still things to sort, and my changing bag still needs to arrive in the post, but none of these things are critical.

crikey, I might have to the my head out of the sand about this now!

(and sorry if you thought this was some sort of show or waters breaking announcement - you know me, never one to avoid an attention seeking opportunity )

Well done you (insert patronising icon). What changing bag did you go for in the end??

It's a good job, after all he's due soon.  How exciting, you're going to have a lovely squishy newborn again soon.

Fab work!  Can't wait for your BA! Hope the parcels arrive soon x

I admit it. I thought this was going to be be a water breaking announcement.

Next week would be good, safely past 37 weeks. When do you get your induction date?

There I was panicking that you were queue jumping me!

What bag did you order???

Exactly wHep said. The day I am having I would have got the ***!