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05/03/2014 at 13:27
05/03/2014 at 13:28
Ugh wherr has my bloody formatting gone?!?! Sorry its so hard to read!
05/03/2014 at 13:34
the stairs look like mt everest
the waddle i have gained
the needing to wee every time i stand up
oh dear i second the insomnia i have suffered badly
05/03/2014 at 14:05
Crying because you can't reach your feet, to tie your own shoelaces!
05/03/2014 at 14:16
The look on the shop assistance face in the supermarket when she asks when your due? You reply 10 days ago and she slowly steps away from you!
Carpel tunnel, the huge swelling (which no one told me would get worse after the baby is born), painting my toenails at 5am like its totally normal
05/03/2014 at 14:22
Crying because my H asked if I wanted garlic bread with dinner!!
Noodle im impressed you can reach your toe nails!!!!
05/03/2014 at 14:32
I chucked my H out for 3 days, because he didn't fold my fajitas the way I wanted...
Gotta love pregnancy hormones!! He still won't let me forget it.
05/03/2014 at 14:42
I'm not even in late pregnancy yet and I had a hissy fit at 2am because H told me I was breathing funny the other day. Stormed off to the kitchen and was threatening to smash things, then complained I was going to get piles from sitting on the cold floor and it was all his fault. Hormones are crazy!!
05/03/2014 at 15:01
AR- i was so impressed with myself until I was leant over with my feet on a stool having my spinal that I realised I'd done a really bad job lol! They looked fine from a distance
05/03/2014 at 16:05
AK that made me laugh out loud!! Ha ha!!
Noodle also impressed you made it anywhere near your toes even to do a bad job of painting them!!
Nipple leakage....now that's glamorous!
05/03/2014 at 18:54
Getting stuck in the bath like a beached whale
Swollen finger and toes
Having what feels like an alien dancing in your belly (I'm sure she keeps sticking both elbows out as my whole stomach moves at once nowadays)
Not being able to tidy your lady garden (I actually had to get help last night before I dare put my swimming costume on today)
05/03/2014 at 19:06
Ah yes the bath and lady garden issues!! Im going to have to make some sort of attempt at the latter before labour! Nn
05/03/2014 at 19:10
Leaking boobs... That still not glam!
I mastered putting on trainer socks without the need of hands as I couldn't reach.
I couldn't get in or out of bed either. Our bed is high and spd, dodgy hip and massive belly meant I couldn't lift my legs up high enough without help!
Getting stuck in front of washing machine as you sat too close to it and didn't allow for space to practically lay on floor to get up!
05/03/2014 at 19:12
AR - I tamed the lady garden by standing above with a mirror angled on floor! I laughed so much!
05/03/2014 at 19:28
I may have used the camera on my iPad last time I did mine! Using a mirror didn't even occur to me!
05/03/2014 at 20:42
Noodle I took three days to give myself a pedicure. Day 1, remove old polish, day 2, trim nails, day 3 paint nails!
I made my H get me a glass of chocolate milk and got so upset because it wasn't in my purple glass with a straw.
I do remember on many occasions dropping something and taking a minute to decide whether I *really* needed it enough to bend down and pick it up.
06/03/2014 at 16:14
If I dropped something, it stayed there until C got back from school, or H got home from work.
06/03/2014 at 16:26
Resorting to drinking Gaviscon out of the bottle because I got sick and tired of measuring out stupid little spoonfuls. Especially in the middle of the night!
06/03/2014 at 16:36
I think pregnant women keep Gaviscon in business.
I found it in poundland when I was pg with J, I got SO excited, I nearly peed myself, literally.
06/03/2014 at 17:29
Gaviscon in Poundland?? That's worth remembering this time around!
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