Oh I am sorry to read this, Pocahontas. We were enjoying the threads you have started since you joined us – you bring us a much-needed broader range of topics, which truly enrich our forum.

We were particularly hoping that, after your recent successes, you might become a bit of a guru in our Potty-training topic

It's a shame that it's been half-term this last week, with the many of our posters who have older children, like you, away and/or not posting so much. 

But we do understand if you truly don't like it here. (Though we may cry a little bit at you saying that.)

If you honestly don't think you could hang in here just a little more (it does take time to get used to a new place, I know), then of course we'll help you delete your account. Just drop us a mail at contactus@madeformums.com and we'll sort you out.

Really hope we don't have to, though...