Toddlers & Older Children <
26/11/2014 at 11:07
We've been laughing today at this tumblr page (http://iftoddlerstexted.tumblr.com) when people are imagining the convos toddlers would have if they could text.
I think these are my favourites:
Oops, they've come out rotated, which is a bit odd - but hopefully, you can still read them?
Anyway, we thought it would be fun to ask you to post up some imaginary toddler texts of your own - no need to do the arty screen grabs (or not so arty in my case!); just type up the words.
Anyone want to have a go?
27/11/2014 at 09:55
This is how mine would read:Baby Jaime: Hey, I just did a doozy.Baby G: Spill it.Baby Jaime: I just pooped on mums beige carpet. Baby G: Awesome.Baby Jaime: Then i peed on it too.Baby G: This keeps getting better and better.Baby Jaime: Wait for it...Baby G: Go on...Baby Jaime: Now i've just rolled around in it. Poo, everywhere.Baby G: That'll teach them to leave you without a nappy on for 30 seconds.
So if anyone actually knows how to get baby poo out of beige carpet, please let me know! This just happened!
27/11/2014 at 11:02
Um. At least it's not a white carpet… (not that helpful)
27/11/2014 at 11:34
My eldest once pooped in the garden then trod it thru the house. All I can say is sponge and soapy water 😂😂😂 I had a darker carpet thought. I'm guessing some sort of industrial strength carpet shampoo may be required!
28/11/2014 at 20:47
DD: Guess what?Friend: What?DD: It's 11pm, mummy thinks I'm asleep, so guess what I'm going to do??Friend: Go on...DD: Cry. Just one, high pitched wail... you know the really in-pain ones that they hate?Friend: Yeah...DD: Yup. And then in an hours time... I'm gonna do it again.Friend: Legend!DD: I know. I'm gonna do it ALL night... just as mummy is drifting off to sleep again ;-)
28/11/2014 at 21:03
Ha! They definitely do wait just till the absolute moment you're drifting off, don't they? Little so and sos!
28/11/2014 at 21:09
DD:'OH WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS!'
DD: Just asked my Mummy for Tomato Pasta..God..I can't believe this!
DD: She has given me penne pasta NOT twirly pasta..SERIOUSLY!
Friend: Pfft, You just can't get the staff these days!
DD: Just tipped it in the bin while she went to the loo..managed to reach a whole pack of yoghurts from the fridge..eating them with my hands as I cant find a clean spoon!
Friend: LOL!! I know that one only to well!
DD: ARGH! NOW I'M COVERED IN YOGURT! I need clean clothes now!! How long does it take this woman to wee!!
Friend: You've put me in the mood for yogurt now..then maybe a bath..catch you laters! :)
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