Right: I have officially got the laziest fallopian tube/ovary combination in the world. I have been LH surging since Thursday and the second line is now almost black.

I keep thinking of that You Tube video of ovulation someone posted yesterday (so, so sorry that I can't remember who), and picturing the little finger-like bits in my fallopian tubes just failing to reach far enough to catch the egg sac. Or the egg sac dangling, but not quite far enough.

Honestly, OH doesn't want to know about the sticks (thinks it takes away the romance of sex and makes it mechanical), but is getting tired of so much sex. I know he'll get too fed up the very day the surge ends and the egg is released. Grrr.

(PS Sorry about crazy italics. I literally cannot get them to stand up straight. Even fonts are beyond my control!)