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How to pee on a stick

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  • LDOM
    LDOM

    19/11/2008 at 07:24

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    Just came across this - how many of us will be nodding as they read it and thinking, "At least it's not just me..."?

    Step 1...Pee on the stick. (must be sure to hold it under urine stream for a heartbeat longer than recommended just to be sure).

    Step 2...Stare at stick while you continue peeing. Feel heart jump when urine passes over the spot where the line would be and it hitches for a second, then gets a dark line...then keeps going, taking your dark line with it to the test window.

    Step 3...Place on bathroom counter. Pretend not to stare at it. Let's try to give yourself busy work to keep from looking at it. In fact, your toilet now gets cleaned once per day.

    Step 4...Tell yourself you are expecting a BFN. Then start to mist up when you see that it is, in fact, a BFN. Stare at the blank spot for a full minute before picking it up.

    Step 5...First, go to window and check it under day light.

    Step 5...Now, stand on toilet to be closer to light in ceiling. Check strip.

    Step 6...Close one eye. Squint other eye.

    Step 7...Turn on several lamps around house. Hold strip under lamp. Check strip.

    Step 8...Hold strip OVER lamp. Check strip.

    Step 9...Hold strip in front of lamp so light shines THROUGH strip, just in case.

    Step 10...Pull stick apart. Hesitate for a heartbeat when you realize you are holding the still wet "wick" in one hand, then continue the destruction.

    Step 11...Repeat Steps 5-9.

    Step 12...Throw stick away.

    Step 13...Pick stick back up out of trash.

    Step 14...Repeat Steps 12 and 13 the rest of the day!
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  • grudie
    grudie

    19/11/2008 at 07:25

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    lol i ve not got that far yet lol
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  • Amber-Lous-Mum
    Amber-Lous-Mum

    19/11/2008 at 07:28

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    Guilty!! Especially the check it in the light and check it throughout the day thing!! this includes OPK sticks!
    lol
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  • CatWoodley83
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    19/11/2008 at 07:28

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    I have done quite a few of those! Oh dear.

    Cat xxx
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  • bev79
    bev79

    19/11/2008 at 09:22

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    guilty as charged..... have you been watcing me lol x
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  • MummyG3
    MummyG3

    19/11/2008 at 12:00

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    Bl**dy brilliant!
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  • Click_ClickUK
    Click_ClickUK

    19/11/2008 at 12:21

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    This made me laugh as its so true! My toilet has never been cleaner while waiting for that line to appear.
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