8 gobsmacking sentences only a parent would say Father of four creates beautiful posters featuring the weirdest things he's said to his children... 1 of Ad break Do you ever wonder what your pre-parent self would make of the things you say now you're a parent? "I am not talking to you… until you are wearing UNDERWEAR," for example… A perfectly normal sentence for most parents of toddlers, obviously, but, woah, when you stop and think... And that's exactly what a designer dad from the US has done – with beautifully hilarious results. Nathan Ripperger's posters series Things I've Said To My Children reveals the funny and bizarre conversations he's had with his children over the years. On his Etsy shop, the dad-of-4 boys said: "These posters[...] feature phrases that only left my mout [due] to my children." They're guaranteed to bring a smile to your face! Next page Continue slideshow > Read more... Dinosaur and squid pancakes? Dad cooks educational breakfasts 'Lunchbox Dad' and his amazing film-themed food: PICS Mum and 4-year-old daughter make amazing dresses from paper By Jessica Gibb Comments Latest on MadeForMums 2018's celebrity babies - who gave birth this year? Amy Childs reveals her 6-month bump - and visits the MadeForMums Buggy Testing track Constance Hall and children - family facts Is it safe to cover your baby's pram with a blanket in hot weather?