Learning & play Toddler & Preschool 5 of the best vile jokes from Horrible Histories magazine Make history fun with these fun (and vile!) jokes 1 of Ad break Vile joke number 1Which of Henry VIII’s wives liked playing skittles? Answer: Anne Bowling! Vile joke number 2Why was Cleopatra so negative? Answer: Because she was queen of denial. Vile joke number 3Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?Answer: He wanted to Mark Anthony! Vile joke number 4Why does Guy Fawkes have the best birthdays?Answer: His parties always go with a bang! Continue slideshow > Vile joke number 5What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship on an iceberg? Answer: Shiver me timbers! Want more?Horrible Histories magazine is on sale from Thursday 18th October in all good retailers and is packed full of vile jokes and foul facts to excite children about history. By Emma Daly Comments Daily deals from top retailers Latest on MadeForMums 7-month's pregnant mum asked to PROVE she was expecting by rail staff Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter are having baby no 2 Would you use this breastfeeding emoji? Selma Blair on her mid-flight meltdown: 'My son was asleep, he had headphones on'