Learning & play Toddler & Preschool 5 of the best vile jokes from Horrible Histories magazine Make history fun with these fun (and vile!) jokes 1 of Ad break Vile joke number 1Which of Henry VIII’s wives liked playing skittles? Answer: Anne Bowling! Vile joke number 2Why was Cleopatra so negative? Answer: Because she was queen of denial. Vile joke number 3Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?Answer: He wanted to Mark Anthony! Vile joke number 4Why does Guy Fawkes have the best birthdays?Answer: His parties always go with a bang! Continue slideshow > Vile joke number 5What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship on an iceberg? Answer: Shiver me timbers! Want more?Horrible Histories magazine is on sale from Thursday 18th October in all good retailers and is packed full of vile jokes and foul facts to excite children about history. By Emma Daly Comments Latest on MadeForMums Harry Kane, Kate Goodland and child - family facts Katie Piper opens up about her post-baby body - 6 months after having Penelope Cough syrup recalled over warning that one of its ingredients goes mouldy Katie Piper combats mum guilt: 'I'm certainly not gonna torture myself over things'