Christian Dior Ribbon Tie Booties, £99.95
Completely gorgeous, these Christian Dior Ribbon Tie Booties cost a smidgeon under £100. Thank heavens there’s a soft pink ribbon tie to keep them on – this is one bootie you do not want to lose…
3ct Diamond Pacifier (278 Pave Set Diamonds), $17,000 (£11,226)
It doesn’t get more extravagant than this. When you think you’ve seen it all, along comes the 3ct Diamond Pacifier, for the most luxurious babies in the world at the dizzying price of £11,226.
Bambizi Hestia Cot Bed, £2000
The towering posts and elegant feet of the Bambizi Hestia Cot Bed gives the impression that your baby is almost sleeping within a crown. It will grow with its lucky owner, transforming from a cot to a toddler bed and then to a day-bed – just don’t get any mucky fingerprints on it.
Fendi-Inglesina Classic Logo Pram, £1324
It may not be the most expensive pushchair on the market but the Fendi-Inglesina pram is certainly one of the most knowing in its luxury appeal, oozing style, elegance and let’s face it, expensiveness. On top of its chic look, the pram boasts an impressive array of useful functions including a multi-position recline, practical carrying straps attached to the carrycot and full suspension, keeping your baby happy on afternoon strolls in the park.
William Sharp Cashmere Sleepsuit, Hat and Sock Set, £354
Your baby will be whisked away to a dream world of style and comfort in the gorgeously soft-to-the-touch William Sharp Pink Cashmere Sleepsuit, complete with equally plush matching fuschia hat and socks. Crystal buttons complete the look and make for a dazzling night’s sleep.
Fendi Bottle & Zucca Print Holder, £96
If the Fendi-Inglesina pram leaves you and your fashion-forward baby wanting more, you can complete the look with the Fendi Bottle & Zucca Print Holder for a meagre £96! While this may be (just slightly) more expensive than the average baby bottle, it is surely a must-have for all your future Vogue editors and haute couture designers.
Vintage Circus Toy Chest, £2070
Ever wondered where Kate and Will will keep the baby toys, books and royal bits and pieces? Well this could be your answer. This hand-painted birch and alder wood Vintage Circus Toy Chest would surely look splendid in any royal nursery.
Bambizi Morpheus Nursery Rocking Chair, £2500
Nursery rocking chairs are a lovely nice-to-have. This one is definitely on the ‘in our dreams’ list. Looking incredibly comfy, the carefully crafted Bambizi Morpheus Nursery Rocking Chair is perfect for night-time feeds and afternoon stories.
Dragons of Walton Street Sleeping Beauty Moses Basket, £2995
Brought to you by the people that designed the nurseries of both Princes Will and Harry, as well as those of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, moses baskets don’t get more royal than this! At a staggering £2995, will the Royal Baby be spending those first nights snoozing in the Dragons of Walton Street Sleeping Beauty Moses Basket?
Dragons of Walton Street The Little Duchess Upholstered Cot, Price on request!
And if the Royal Baby is a “she”, will she grow up and into the absolutely breathtaking Dragons of Walton Street The Little Duchess Upholstered Cot? Literally fit for royalty, this beautiful piece of furniture has purportedly been commissioned by royal families from across the world for their real-life princesses, and not surprisingly there’s no set price-list.
Cheeky Monkeys Personalised Baby Blanket, £200.00
Made from 100% super-soft Scottish cashmere, the Cheeky Monkeys Personalised Baby Blanket are hand embroidered with your baby’s name or message of choice. But would you ever risk using it?
Silver Cross Aston Martin Special Edition Surf, £2000
While Silver Cross is one of the favourite buggy makers of MFM mums, the company behind the original Balmoral pram has teamed up with the super-cool sports car brand to create the Aston Martin Special Edition Surf. Only 800 are being made worldwide – will Kate be one of the lucky mums to royally receive one?
The Onda Luxy Bubbles, $2300 (£1520)
The ultimate bath-time and baby pampering experience is offered by The Onda Luxy Bubbles.As shown in the picture, it clearly needs to be located next to your own personal jacuzzi – hope there’s room in your bathroom!
Christian Dior Dummy Holder, £69.95
Available from Harrods, the Christian Dior Dummy Holder is the luxury fashion brand’s chic and stylish solution to that infuriating problem of loose dummies falling out of your little Prince or Princess’ mouth!