100 Knock knock jokes for kids that'll make them laugh
From silly puns to animal giggles, these 100 kid-friendly knock knock jokes are guaranteed to make children (and grown-ups!) laugh out loud.
Looking for a way to spark giggles and bring everyone together? This collection of knock-knock jokes for kids is packed with silliness, surprises and guaranteed laughs.
Whether you're sharing them at home, in the car, or at a birthday party, these jokes are perfect for little ones — and grown-ups — who love a good chuckle!
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Funny knock knock jokes
These funny knock knock jokes are full of silly surprises and wordplay to make everyone laugh!
1.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
2.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry — it’s just a joke!
3.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
4.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful what you wish for!
5.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
6.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider!
7.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
8.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you very much!
9.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
10.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
11.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug?
12.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google!
13.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
14.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you — you sneezed again!
15.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
16.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I'll get cold!
17.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow, you’re good at yodelling!
18.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ages!
19.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
20.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
21.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel... that’s why I knocked!
22.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
23.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
24.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas give me another chance!
25.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
26.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
27.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gusto.
Gusto who?
Gusto run, I’m late!
28.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
29.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
30.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
31.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what’s taking so long!
Family knock knock jokes
Share these family-friendly knock knock jokes with everyone — from toddlers to grandparents!
32.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
Grandma phone, it’s ringing!
33.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brother.
Brother who?
Brother open the door or what?
34.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad to see me?
35.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mum.
Mum who?
Mum’s the word!
36.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dad.
Dad who?
Dad’s the best joke teller!
37.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cousin.
Cousin who?
Cousin you let me in?
38.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby it’s cold outside!
39.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nanny.
Nanny who?
Nanny more jokes where that came from?
40.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Papa.
Papa who?
Papa hot pizza in the oven!
41.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Granny your coat, it’s chilly!
Corny knock knock jokes
So silly they're brilliant — enjoy these good knock knock jokes full of corny fun!
42.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
Cheddar bring an umbrella — it looks like rain!
43.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average joke, that’s for sure!
44.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-sly, I’m starving — got any snacks?
45.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one I’ve been waiting for!
46.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
47.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano before you play — it sounds off!
48.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
49.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
50.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me — open up!
51.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone — I’m napping!
52.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!
53.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume — this song rocks!
54.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door, I forgot my keys!
55.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a snack!
56.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with this homework?
57.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go outside and play?
58.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside — can I come in?
59.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you.
60.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gusto.
Gusto who?
Gusto go — I can’t hold it anymore!
61.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rusty.
Rusty who?
Rusty door’s stuck — push harder!
62.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — I forgot what I was going to say!
63.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you the story!
64.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Timer.
Timer who?
Timer to get up — you’re late for school!
65.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful — I just painted the floor!
66.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
67.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you through the window — let me in!
68.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna in next time for more jokes!
69.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
70.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a funny girl!
Knock knock jokes about animals
If your little ones love creatures great and small, these animal-themed knock knock jokes will have them roaring with laughter!
71.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat-ch me if you can!
72.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you later!
73.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck to avoid the ball!
74.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion around again, are you?
75.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee happy — it's joke time!
76.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-et about it!
77.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Horse.
Horse who?
Horse it going?
78.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe me crazy with all these jokes!
79.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you didn’t see me coming!
80.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up — it’s your present!
81.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mouse.
Mouse who?
Mouse you let me in?
82.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
83.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkeying around again?
84.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick out who’s here!
85.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheep.
Sheep who?
Sheep your voice down!
86.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig me, I’m funny!
87.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Ant-icipate a good laugh!
88.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parrot.
Parrot who?
Parrot you glad to see me?
89.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Koala.
Koala who?
Koala-fied to tell great jokes!
90.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snail.
Snail who?
Snail me a letter sometime!
91.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elephant.
Elephant who?
Elephantasy world of laughter!
92.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crab.
Crab who?
Crab your coat — it’s chilly!
93.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penguin.
Penguin who?
Penguin in the fridge again?
94.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey-ture your funny bone!
95.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?
Zebra-n new jokes for us?
96.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Deer.
Deer who?
Deer me, that was funny!
97.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino a great joke when I hear one!
98.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama let you in, just a sec!
99.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you always be this silly?
100.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dog.
Dog who?
Dog-gone it, that was funny!
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