Foul fact number 1
Romans didn’t have toilet paper – many of them just used a sponge on a stick!
Foul fact number 2
King Edmund II of England was killed when an assassin hiding in his toilet stuck a sword up his bum!
Foul fact number 3
Mary Queen of Scots had a watch in the shape of a human skull – she had it made shortly before her own head was cut off.
Foul fact number 4
Children in ancient Sparta were only allowed to have baths a few times a year – they can’t have smelled very nice!
Foul fact number 5
George I died after a violet attack of diahorrea!