5 of the best vile jokes from Horrible Histories magazine

Make history fun with these fun (and vile!) jokes

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Vile joke number 1

Which of Henry VIII’s wives liked playing skittles?

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Answer: Anne Bowling!

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Vile joke number 2

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Answer: Because she was queen of denial.

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Vile joke number 3

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

Answer: He wanted to Mark Anthony!

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Vile joke number 4

Why does Guy Fawkes have the best birthdays?

Answer: His parties always go with a bang!

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Vile joke number 5

What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship on an iceberg?

Answer: Shiver me timbers!

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Horrible Histories magazine is on sale from Thursday 18th October in all good retailers and is packed full of vile jokes and foul facts to excite children about history.

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