5 of the best vile jokes from Horrible Histories magazine
Make history fun with these fun (and vile!) jokes
Vile joke number 1
Which of Henry VIII’s wives liked playing skittles?
Answer: Anne Bowling!
Vile joke number 2
Why was Cleopatra so negative?
Answer: Because she was queen of denial.
Vile joke number 3
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
Answer: He wanted to Mark Anthony!
Vile joke number 4
Why does Guy Fawkes have the best birthdays?
Answer: His parties always go with a bang!
Vile joke number 5
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship on an iceberg?
Answer: Shiver me timbers!
Horrible Histories magazine is on sale from Thursday 18th October in all good retailers and is packed full of vile jokes and foul facts to excite children about history.
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