The Rock’s ‘philosophical’ chat with his 9-month-old daughter did NOT end well

How else would you expect a baby to respond? ?


Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is a big fan of using his Instagram to show off his softer side.


And the dad-of-2 recently posted a story about his adorable 9-month-old daughter Jasmine that made us seriously LOL. 

While celebrating Labor Day (a national public holiday in the US honouring the American labour movement), Dwayne decided to take the opportunity to explain the importance of hard work to his little one.

It didn’t work out exactly how he’d imagined, mind.

He began his story:

“It’s Labor Day. One of my favorite holidays as we celebrate the blue collar American worker and their contributions to our country thru labor and sweat.

“In the spirit of Labor Day, I had an amazing philosophical conversation w/ my baby girl about the value of hard work and how respect is given when it’s earned.

“I told her, “Baby girl when you grow up, you get out there and dent the universe thru hard work and sweat. And always make sure you do it in a positive way with class, dignity and respect”.”

Hmmm. We have to teach our kids about hard graft someday… might as well start ‘em young ?

So how did little Jasmine respond? Probably not with a fully articulated answer, it has to be said.

Turns out, Dad’s lecture actually, er, didn’t go down so well with the tiny tot…

“She responded by poo’ing on me in this moment as she plays her favorite game,”Drum time on daddy’s big head”. “It was a good talk.? #HappyLaborDay#TheJohnsons #GoodTalksWithDaddy”

Yeah, alright, we know it’s not exactly ‘news’ that a baby pooped on her dad. Happens to mums and dads all over the world. Every day. Even to celebs.

But we always love it when it’s, well, so brilliantly-timed. It’s as if they know. Philosophical, indeed ?

Has your little one ever unleashed a poonami at an inopportune (or in hindsight, the perfect) moment?

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Images: Instagram/Dwayne Johnson

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