10 thoughts all parents have on Christmas morning

Just what goes through our minds on that big day of love, forgiveness and charity

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It can’t be waking up time yet?

The agreed waking up time was definitely NOT 5am. God, did we really finish that second bottle last night? Whose turn is it to get them back to bedzzzz?

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Quick, take a nibble of the cookie!

Doh! Forgot to do it last night, but there’s still time to make the magic work if we can just beat them downstairs.

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Frozen again?!

What about all those other great TV shows on right now?

Damn, we should have hidden it.

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When is it acceptable to start drinking?

If we put orange juice in our bubbly, then is it a suitable breakfast drink? Sod it, pass the gin.

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Where are the batteries?

I thought you were buying them? No?! OK, you’ll need to go to the 24-hour supermarket. Yes, I know it’s Christmas Day. 

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